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Young Mom Gets Two DUI’s in Three Hours

Young Mom Gets Two DUI’s in Three Hours

Young Mom Gets Two DUI's in Three HoursDOs and DON’Ts for when you get a DUI:

  • DO call a sober driver to pick you up fro the police station.
  • DON’T have the sober driver drop you off at your car. You’re drunk, remember?
  • DON’T put your 4-year-old daughter in a car and drive her somewhere. You’re drunk, remember?

Police say Ann Marie Abdullin of Salibury, Maryland violated both DON’Ts this morning, when she was arrested for two DUI’s at 1:30AM and 4:30AM. (Did she drink more in the interim? Or was she just that wasted?) The second time, her four-year-old daughter was in the vehicle.

After her first DUI, Adbullin’s sober driver allegedly dropped her off at her car. After the second DUI, she was charged with driving while impaired, driving under the influence, operating a motor vehicle within 12 hours of being arrested for DUI, negligent driving, and “other minor traffic charges.” She spent the rest of the morning in jail. [DelmarvaNow, WBOC.com]

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Today Weston Cage's wife Nikki Williams confirmed that she’s pregnant and that she was drinking on the night  they were arrested for domestic violence. She says, “I did drink the  night before the arrest. I suppose my hormones got the best of me. That  was the only occasion I consumed alcohol since I found out that I’m  pregnant and I really regret my decision to do so.” [TMZ]
We know she meant, “That  was the only occasion that the police know about on which I consumed alcohol since I found out that I’m  pregnant and I really regret my decision to do so.”
Good luck, kid!

Today Weston Cage's wife Nikki Williams confirmed that she’s pregnant and that she was drinking on the night they were arrested for domestic violence. She says, “I did drink the night before the arrest. I suppose my hormones got the best of me. That was the only occasion I consumed alcohol since I found out that I’m pregnant and I really regret my decision to do so.” [TMZ]

We know she meant, “That was the only occasion that the police know about on which I consumed alcohol since I found out that I’m pregnant and I really regret my decision to do so.”

Good luck, kid!

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Mom Goes on Drunken Bender With Kids in Tow, Strips in Park

 37-year-old  Christine Marie King likes to party hard — even while she’s caring for  three kids. It was last week in St. Petersburg when our Mom of the Year  candidate decided to take her daughters — ages 5 and 12 — and their  11-year-old friend to the ocean…  But before they departed in her minivan, she decided to bust into a  little boxed Chardonnay, because wine always ages best when kept in a  cardboard box with a built-in tap.Anyways, they set off for a  place called The Pier, where King bought two more hard lemonades and a  pack of smokes. At some point her bladder sounded the alarm, but instead  of going to the bathroom, she just peed off the pier. Eventually  they decided to head back home. So they piled in the minivan to embark  on further drunken adventure. During the drive, King almost hit a man  emerging from a restaurant, then stopped the van so she could smack her  daughters’ 11-year-old friend for misbehaving.The girls  apparently had enough. When the van stopped, they decided to bolt for  freedom into a park. Lady King chased after them, but two men intervened  so she couldn’t get to them. That’s when our heroine got totally  inventive, invoking her sex appeal to solve the situation.She took off her shirt, bearing her mammary glands for all to see, then asked the two men if they wanted to have sex with her. Educational note: It is said that boxed wine is a powerful aphrodisiac. Be careful, ladies.But  the men were either gay or had already bagged their cougar limit for  this season. They declined her sexual overtures, tempting as they might  be.That’s when the cops arrived. As they escorted Lady King to a  squad, she booted one of them in the stomach. Then she pulled down her  pants just to be helpful, telling the police, “You’re going to search  me, aren’t you?”Our hero ended up with charges for drunken  driving, disorderly conduct, child abuse and battery on a law  enforcement officer. You likely won’t be surprised that this was her  third DUI pinch.

Mom Goes on Drunken Bender With Kids in Tow, Strips in Park

37-year-old Christine Marie King likes to party hard — even while she’s caring for three kids. It was last week in St. Petersburg when our Mom of the Year candidate decided to take her daughters — ages 5 and 12 — and their 11-year-old friend to the ocean…
 
But before they departed in her minivan, she decided to bust into a little boxed Chardonnay, because wine always ages best when kept in a cardboard box with a built-in tap.

Anyways, they set off for a place called The Pier, where King bought two more hard lemonades and a pack of smokes. At some point her bladder sounded the alarm, but instead of going to the bathroom, she just peed off the pier.

Eventually they decided to head back home. So they piled in the minivan to embark on further drunken adventure. During the drive, King almost hit a man emerging from a restaurant, then stopped the van so she could smack her daughters’ 11-year-old friend for misbehaving.

The girls apparently had enough. When the van stopped, they decided to bolt for freedom into a park. Lady King chased after them, but two men intervened so she couldn’t get to them. That’s when our heroine got totally inventive, invoking her sex appeal to solve the situation.

She took off her shirt, bearing her mammary glands for all to see, then asked the two men if they wanted to have sex with her.

Educational note: It is said that boxed wine is a powerful aphrodisiac. Be careful, ladies.

But the men were either gay or had already bagged their cougar limit for this season. They declined her sexual overtures, tempting as they might be.

That’s when the cops arrived. As they escorted Lady King to a squad, she booted one of them in the stomach. Then she pulled down her pants just to be helpful, telling the police, “You’re going to search me, aren’t you?”

Our hero ended up with charges for drunken driving, disorderly conduct, child abuse and battery on a law enforcement officer. You likely won’t be surprised that this was her third DUI pinch.

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DEFINITELY THE CURRENT MYDRUNKMOM MVP LEADER FOR 2011!!

Robinette’s husband told deputies he and his wife were at a wedding reception when she became drunk and started an argument.
Her husband also said Robinette hit him several times and then got into their vehicle.
That’s when someone called the sheriff’s office.
Robinette began yelling profanities and refused when deputies asked  her to get out of the vehicle, Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said.
Robinette was sitting in the passenger seat with the door open when told them she is a breast-feeding mother.
"We were concerned about her safety, her driving off. That’s why we   talked to her and tried to get her out of the vehicle," Davis said.
She pulled her right breast out of her dress and sprayed deputies and  the vehicle with breast milk, according to the sheriff’s report.

I would kill for the police dashcam footage.
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DEFINITELY THE CURRENT MYDRUNKMOM MVP LEADER FOR 2011!!

Robinette’s husband told deputies he and his wife were at a wedding reception when she became drunk and started an argument.

Her husband also said Robinette hit him several times and then got into their vehicle.

That’s when someone called the sheriff’s office.

Robinette began yelling profanities and refused when deputies asked her to get out of the vehicle, Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said.

Robinette was sitting in the passenger seat with the door open when told them she is a breast-feeding mother.

"We were concerned about her safety, her driving off. That’s why we talked to her and tried to get her out of the vehicle," Davis said.

She pulled her right breast out of her dress and sprayed deputies and the vehicle with breast milk, according to the sheriff’s report.

I would kill for the police dashcam footage.

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Jessica Simpson is really worried about Ashlee Simpson, since Ash has been downing 8-10 bottles of wine a week. Drunk mom! Jessica has been helping Ashlee write songs for her new album, but won’t take a songwriting credit. Sisterhood!
She’s also bringing her on as a “co-creator” for her billion dollar clothing empire, because what else are you gonna do with the sister who insists she’s a star, but can’t hold a job or a note?

Jessica Simpson is really worried about Ashlee Simpson, since Ash has been downing 8-10 bottles of wine a week. Drunk mom! Jessica has been helping Ashlee write songs for her new album, but won’t take a songwriting credit. Sisterhood!

She’s also bringing her on as a “co-creator” for her billion dollar clothing empire, because what else are you gonna do with the sister who insists she’s a star, but can’t hold a job or a note?

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